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iPhone Lock Screen Images
After engaging in a limited and arbitrary ethnographic study of the lock screen photos of iPhone users, I have come to the following conclusion. With probability approaching one, if an iPhone user is in a relationship and/or has children, the lock screen image will be one of the significant other(s).
As I am in no such relationship and do not have the luxury of even bucking the trend, I instead select images highlighting the dual comedic tragedy and tragic comedy of my life and circumstances.
